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Laugh Out Loud!
Laugh Out Loud!
Put a smile in every basket and make them laugh out loud with gifts from Fred and Knock Knock. Borrow my Pen is sure to keep someone from taking you pen again, pick your nose cups, clumsy coasters, funny list pads sure to get a good laugh and so much more! Make it special, make them laugh out loud.
Laugh Out Loud  Items

Pens guaranteed to leave an impression! You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe’s Garage or Nancy’s House of Insurance?
Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too farwith this sub-versive collection of immortal advertising
keepsakes. Hand ‘em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss. Eight memorable styles always make an impression.
Fred Borrow My Pen Set
SKU 2898701636
$6.99 DETAILS

Generally speaking cows are more comfy in the barn than 
at the table, but Calf and Half is a perfect house guest. She’s 
always in a good mooooooooood, an you will be too when 
you pour from this playful little pitcher. A gentle reminder of 
where our cream really comes from. Hand-crafted from 
double-walled glass and individually gift boxed
Fred Calf & Half Creamer
SKU 2898701690
$19.99 DETAILS

Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone. You could practice 
for a few more years or you could just call the CHOPSTICK KIDS for help. You'll receive a boy or girl, based upon availability.
Fred Chopstick Kids
SKU 2898701295
$7.99 DETAILS

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill COOL SHOOTERS
water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed
with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite
sip! Pure food-grade silicone rubber, clear display boxes.
Fred Cool Shooters Ice...
SKU 2898701301
$9.99 DETAILS

As you walk through the valley of unclaimed baggage, be confident
that you have given your bags the extra edge of protection from
above. Anthony, the Patron Saint of Lost Objects, has you covered.
Never travel without him! Our Good Shlephard luggage tag is sewn
from genuine leather with a heavy cast metal figurine of St. Anthony and
foil-embossed prayer. Heirloom quality. Peggable clamshell packaging.
Fred Good Shlepherd Lu...
SKU 2898701294
$10.99 DETAILS

Got cream? Half Pint is an artfully blown and molded glass creamer that captures the comforting familiarity of a mini milk carton, just like the ones Mrs. Fontaine used to pass out in the school cafeteria. Simple, elegant, whimsical - it’s a gem de la crème.
Fred Half Pint Creamer
SKU 2898701769
$12.99 DETAILS

the versatile kitchen amphibian

HOP and POP is three handy helpers in one. He pops off bottle caps with his mouth!
He jumps at the chance to unscrew stubborn twist caps with his legs! He loosens
lids with his prying eyes! You’ll wonder how you ever got along without him.
Peggable clear display boxes.
Fred Hop & Pop Frog Op...
SKU 2898701335
$8.99 DETAILS

 Fred’s made it fun and simple to add some panache to your fine dining. Just pull the cord, invert, hold -
Movers and Shakers do all the work! Traditional “diner” styling in 3 assorted colorways – crisp Oyster
White and Charcoal, contemporary Warm Red and Nectarine, and cozy Cornflower Blue and Creamy Yellow.
Each shaker contains a durable “trembling action” gearbox with a handy pull-cord. Food-safe plastic
(no phthalates). Each pair is packaged in a clear peggable display box.
Fred Movers & Shakers S&p
SKU 2898701226
$12.99 DETAILS

Chopsticks are fun, and they add an Asian flair to any party - but not everyone 
is comfortable using them. Choose a color that fits your personality, check out the handy etiquette tips on the back of the base, and dig in. 6 assorted colors 
in a reusable foam storage cube.
Fred Party People Chop...
SKU 2898701332
$12.95 DETAILS

Sometimes it’s good to shake up expectations, especially at the dinner table. Take our new SaltSide Out for example — it defies logic by dispensing salt from the outside! Handblown borosilicate glass with silicone stopper.
Fred Salt Sideout Shaker
SKU 2898701693
$13.99 DETAILS

The hot buttered desk accessory!
Fred Toast Notes
SKU 2898701366
$7.95 DETAILS

Can't find your chianti? Misplaced your merlot? Don't fret. WINE LINES are 
here to save the soiree. Insert the band through the slot and tighten around 
the stem of your glass. Voila - your rosé is recognizable! WINES LINES are 
soft, stretchable, washable, reusable synthetic rubber. Easy to slip onto a 
wineglass, and unobtrusive once in place. We've packed 12 different color 
tags together as a party pack. Theme: Nutty.
Fred Wine Lines - Nutty
SKU 2898701278
$6.95 DETAILS

Here’s a subversive new line of bags that subtly reveals the real
you, as well as your spiked collar, Jack Daniels, and snub-nose
revolver. Xposed comes in three styles – a handy zip-close
cosmetic bag, a shoulder bag for your everyday stuff, and a
grocery tote. Durable non-woven plastic fiber. Uhhh, not
recommended for airline carry-on.
Fred Xposed Cosmetic Bag
SKU 2898701531
$6.99 DETAILS

When Junior needs a little boost at the table, just reach for the Yellow Pages.
Our version is made from light-weight, soft, durable, washable, form-fitting foam.
Kids from age 3 will happily rise to the occasion.
Fred Yellow Pages Boos...
SKU 2898701523
$15.99 DETAILS

Knock Knock’s Vouchers are the gift that gives twenty times. Perfect for any occasion. Vouchers allow givers to express their love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways as recipients redeem the individual Vouchers over time.
Knock Knock Family Fun...
SKU 2570312012
$7.50 DETAILS

Knock Knock’s Vouchers are the gift that gives twenty times. Vouchers allow givers to express their love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways as recipients redeem the individual Vouchers over time.
Knock Knock Friend Vou...
SKU 2570312013
$7.50 DETAILS

Take your organization to the next level with our new Task Clips—fun, colorful, and undeniably useful. Avoid work by sorting your papers into neat little piles, clipping them with next-step messages, then taking a coffee break. Eventually, you may manage to get some work done.

    * CRAP, SHIT, CACA, MERDE

    * Powder-coated metal clips with chrome-plated arms

    * 12 clips per pack, 3 of each style

    * Container: 3.5-inch diameter x 2.625 inches

    * Clips: 1.25 x 2.125 x 0.5 inches
Knock Knock Poopy Task...
SKU 2570370053
$8.99 DETAILS
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Get the party started with the colorful 
acrylic party tub with ribbon trim and filled with a six pack of Yuengling Lager and six pack of Samuel Adams Boston Ale.  Party tub can be filled with ice to keep it cold.
Beer Tub Gift Basket
SKU WC2009110513
$55.00 DETAILS
Bitch Grenache 750ml
SKU 1167600021
$9.99 DETAILS

Get the party started with the oversized cooper tub filled with a six pack of Samuel Adams Boston Ale and a six pack of Yuengling Lager.
Cheers Beer Gift Basket
SKU WC2009110511
$65.00 DETAILS

Bottle of Robert Mondovi packaged in a bottle wrap. Imprinted with  G.O.L.F.translates to Game of Lifelong Frustration.
G.o.l.f. Wine Wrap
SKU 2009090816
$35.00 DETAILS

The Original Glenmorangie Highland Single malt Scotch Whisky with flavours of honeyed sweetness fused with notes of citrus, vanilla and almonds, making it delicate, alluring and very complex. Packaged in this insulated golf shaped tote bag with two glassess, two smoking cigars and can of golf themed nuts.
Glenmorangie Golf Tote
SKU WC2009082408
$75.00 DETAILS

A bottle of Jameson Whiskey Jameson which has become the world’s leading Irish whiskey alongwith  two shot glasses and a box of Irish Whiskey Truffles.
Jameson Whiskey And Ch...
SKU 2009120115
$65.00 DETAILS
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